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"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Now with this toaster, sir, you can tweet, send text messages, emails and control your central heating."

"I installed an awesome smart light. It turns off when my parents enter my room so they can't see the mess."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Robotic Man

e-shoes

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Ice shelfie.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

"Didn't you just say that?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

Robot Painter

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Entomology Reference

Information Tightrope.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Desert wifi