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"I've bought you the decaf flat white you ordered via the smart speaker."

"You may want to check on your smart mower. It's a little off course!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Buck Naked

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

Black Forest Collectibles.

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

Upload/Download Elevator

Family separated by the Internet

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

"I installed an awesome smart light. It turns off when my parents enter my room so they can't see the mess."

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

Following satellite navigation instructions is an essential skill in the modern world.