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"I've bought you the decaf flat white you ordered via the smart speaker."

"You may want to check on your smart mower. It's a little off course!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Buck Naked

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

Black Forest Collectibles.

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

"I installed an awesome smart light. It turns off when my parents enter my room so they can't see the mess."

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

'It's because I have a big head, isn't it?'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

Family separated by the Internet

Upload/Download Elevator

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'