Pirate Lover T-Shirts

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Bring me the sail maker!

The Pirates of Penzance

Catwalk The Plank

PILATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

The ear patch craze was short-lived.

Trapeze artist being caught by pirate with two hooks.

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

Pirate Cat Scratcher.

"Which pirate gets really poor test marks?"

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'