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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'I hear he's a software pirate.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Since he lost a leg he's become unstable!"

Pirate

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

'I didn't want something that talked ,I wanted a lookout.'

"It's art, but it's functional."

'I've located the weapons of mast destruction.'

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

Treehouse.

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"He's got us on a technicality, Capt'n, it hasn't been a full hour since his lunch."

"The sharks around here like spices on their food."

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Digital Pirate

"I don't care if I am getting a bit long in the tooth... I'm not changing my name from, Blackbeard to Greybeard!"

X marks the spot

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"20 Low tar please."

'So, what makes you think you'd be right for a part in our new pirate movie?'

Pirated music

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

"A pirate walking the plank."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"