Pirate Aficionado Pillows

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'I hear he's a software pirate.'

"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"It's art, but it's functional."

Treehouse.

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

'I didn't want something that talked ,I wanted a lookout.'

"Since he lost a leg he's become unstable!"

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

"He's got us on a technicality, Capt'n, it hasn't been a full hour since his lunch."

Pirate

"Why is the Capt'n burying an empty chest?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"This is your captain speaking."

"So, what did you used to do?"

Lesser known pirates

Pirated music

"A pirate walking the plank."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I don't mind scurvy, being keel-hauled or walking the plank. What I dread is assigned seating at meal times."

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."

"Long Johns Silver."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"