Pirate Life Aficionados Pillows

'In battle, we might fight in opposite sides, but when buying shoes we are partners.'

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."