Pirate Enthusiasts Pillows

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

"Not in front of the crew!"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

Pirate has spike rather than hook, with paper on it: 'This job is not what it used to be ? too much paperwork for a start.'

'Scallywag. S-C-A-L-L......' - Pirate School.

'I be a spokesman for Barclays bank, and i'm telling you it'll be many a year before you can trust us again.'

'Are you sure there isn't something I could do for extra credit?'

'Been picking your nose again, Tom?'

Pirate Treasure

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

"I've been re-skilled, Jim Lad."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Honestly, all I'm looking for is a job with a better health insurance plan.'

"How about this line?"

"I said you should have stuck with a parrot"

A cat using a pirate's leg as a scratching post.

'You don't have shoulder tendonitis. The bird has just been perched there too long.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'We're modern day pirates, but we don't look like modern day pirates.'

"We're almost to Britain, Captain. Might be a good time to practice your silent ARRRRs."

'ARRGH! Me Hearty!!'

Swiss Army Hook.

'Where's my parrot? -- the dirty bum is in the witness protection program!'

Scores for walking the plank

Drunk pirate with a wheel on the bottom of his peg leg being wheeled home by his parrot

"What?! Parrots were sold out, but the pet shop lady was kind enough to help me!"

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

Empathy

Pirate Doctor

"Gesundheit!"

Long John Covid