Pirate Fanatic T-Shirts

"Ye God's... That was close."

Captain Curling Iron.

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Baby Pirate

"What's for dinner cook?"

Cat scratches on Pirate

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Treasure Island Book.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"