Ipo Enthusiast Gifts

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"If the I.P.O. foes well, I'll be able to move out of my parents' basement."

"Sam I invested all of your money in an IPO last week .. we're millionaires!"

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Clandestine cows.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'Look a huge bird!'

Real Beer People

What your guitar says about you.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Google Magazine

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

'Today's IPO announcement left market observers Google-eyed.'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

The Pi Advantage

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

A Guide to Mustaches