Opposite Enthusiast Gifts

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"No aliens"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Authoritarian capitalism

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

'Damned tourists.'

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'