Overthinking Enthusiasts Gifts

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

X-RAY

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Wilhelm Dilthey

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Little Things

Gloria called

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."

"You spoil that child!"