Overthinking Enthusiast Gifts

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"That's a big if."

Things That Aren't Problems At All That I Worry About the Most

How To Maximise Your Anxiety

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."

Hi

"His dying words to me were either 'Do less work' or 'Lose the jerk'."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

X-RAY

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Wilhelm Dilthey

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

Bertrand Russell

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."