Overthinking Philosopher Gifts

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Worry tank

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

Sauce for the Goose

No Immediate Danger

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

That party went well.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

George Orwell

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'