Overthinkers Gifts

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."

'I'm worried that I may not be worrying enough about the least of my worries.'

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

"There's been nothing wrong with me lately and that's got me worried."

Lullabies for parents

Stress? Easy to fix. Get a different job and family.

'Do you have trouble making decisions?' 'Can I get back to you on that?'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

"The Talmudic umpire It may have been a strike, since it cut the corner of the plate, and yet it was a trifle high, but not really that high, and yet it seemed to curve over the plate..."

"It's a romance novel. Quit analysing it!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

They hated me.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Try thinking about something else."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

That party went well.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

No Immediate Danger

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"The overthinker"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"You're overthinking this."

Too Weird to Have a Husband