Overthinkers Unite Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

They hated me.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"You're overthinking this."

Concern Chart

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Flowchart of an idea.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

Interview anxiety

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."