Overthinking Philosopher Mugs

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Worry tank

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Sauce for the Goose

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

No Immediate Danger

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

That party went well.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'