Opposite Enthusiast Mugs

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Clandestine cows.

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"No aliens"

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Authoritarian capitalism

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Damned tourists.'

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."