Opposite Attraction Enthusiast Mugs

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Your place or mine?'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Is there anybody there?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Damned tourists.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Tunnel of love.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Don't forget to tell customers about our upside-down tomatoes. What? People love the suspended buckets. It's then latest thing. That's torture, dad! Would you have grown me hanging from the ceiling if it were the "latest thing"? Ok. Don't answer that.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Monster in Bath

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'No, that hasn't crossed my desk yet.'

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Edward the Overtall

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

Hope you know how to stand on your head...we're having upside-down cake for dessert!

"Look, an update."