Lover Of Opposites Mugs

'Your place or mine?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The Meaning of Life

Devil tattoo.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Zorro does algebra.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Zeno Gives Directions

Classic Film Festival. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I told you it wasn't a buddy movie!

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Opposites Attract.

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint