Lover Of Opposites Mugs

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

The Meaning of Life

Devil tattoo.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Zorro does algebra.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Zeno Gives Directions

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

My job does not define me.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Opposites Attract.