Contrary Enthusiast Gifts

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"No aliens"

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Death of Fidel Castro

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

Limbaugh and the GOP.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"