Gas Admirer Mugs

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

Claus 2.0

Painting clouds

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Life and Death

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Football

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Flying in Formation.

Mad cleaning robot.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Fish Boarding

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"My, it feels good to sit down."