Gas Guzzler Admirer T-Shirts

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Employee of the Month Parking

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Don Alahambra

Car traffic.

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Puss n' scoot.

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"For my money...any care looks good."

Kangaroo in a plane.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'