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Don Alahambra

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Football

Life and Death

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"All I see is more trees."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

Fish Boarding

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Mt. Tushmore

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Emojis fail me."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship