Windmill Admirer T-Shirts

'What happened to your windmill?'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Employee of the Month Parking

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Life and Death

Football

Windmill

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

"All I see is more trees."

Fish Boarding

Mountain Dads

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Mt. Tushmore

Honk if you Love Jesus

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Cowboy Suitcase.

"Emojis fail me."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.