Windmill Admirer Mugs

'What happened to your windmill?'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Employee of the Month Parking

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Football

Life and Death

Flying in Formation.

Windmill

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All I see is more trees."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

Fish Boarding

Mt. Tushmore

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Get a life!"

"Emojis fail me."

Cowboy Suitcase.

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Jet Turbine Testing Area