Gondolier Admirer Gifts

Don Alahambra

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Employee of the Month Parking

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Life and Death

Football

Now hiring.

The Cashless Society is Here

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Mountain Dads

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"All I see is more trees."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Mt. Tushmore

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"Emojis fail me."

Cowboy Suitcase.