Viognier Admirer Gifts

"Actually, we don't sell much Viognier, but the guy who sells me Viognier? -- that guy sells a lot of Viognier."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Robocop and Juliet.

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'I think he's lonely.'

Robot Jogger

Why would birdie need newspaper?

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

The Death Of Venus

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Sistine Selfie

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Robot walking pet robot