Viognier Admirer Pillows

"Actually, we don't sell much Viognier, but the guy who sells me Viognier? -- that guy sells a lot of Viognier."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

The Death Of Venus

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Sistine Selfie

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Robot walking pet robot

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).