Vinegar Admirer Pillows

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Redhead

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Victorian Gentleman

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

The screaming fart.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

New York Gondolier

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'