Grape Admirer Pillows

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Taking it easy

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Mantis Love

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Nature Lovers

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

A giant glass of red wine

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."