Grape Admirer Mugs

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Nature Lovers

A giant glass of red wine

Wine tasting

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."