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Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Taking it easy

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Mantis Love

'See you in two weeks!'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Nature Lovers

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

The One That Newton Missed

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.