Green Apple Admirer Mugs

'Core!'

Apples for sale

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Taking it easy

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Mantis Love

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'See you in two weeks!'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Nature Lovers

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

THe UDDER Side

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'You've got dry scalp.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'