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What Newton didn't see.

Stealing Apples.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Bill de Blasio

Freia the apple goddess

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

".....good for your heart, all the essential nutrients, helps control cholesterol, and has antioxidants."

"Have you noticed how red my apples are?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'Take that silly thing off, Your scaring the children,'

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

Genetically Modified Apples

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Hi handsome, how about an Appletini?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Robocop and Juliet.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Tree Passion

Moby Dick

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'