Hotel Admirer Gifts

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

'Picasso'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Red hot little combo

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

Cover story: Picasso

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Landscape Artists

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina