Garage Gurus T-Shirts

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

'Don't forget to check the loose nut behind the wheel.'

"This is the toughest part of my job... telling a guy his car can't be repaired!"

Buff The Bike

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

Inflating Boobs.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."