Garage Gurus T-Shirts

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

'Don't forget to check the loose nut behind the wheel.'

"This is the toughest part of my job... telling a guy his car can't be repaired!"

Buff The Bike

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."