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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Cat in a tank...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Future garbage truck driver.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The household cavalry

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

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We're polishing our brand.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'