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Man Reaches Top of Cliff & Contents of Rubbish Truck Fall on Top of Him

Cat in a tank...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Future garbage truck driver.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

The household cavalry

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'