Garbage Men T-Shirts

'Gesundheit!'

Future garbage truck driver.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Fishing for Litter

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

Buried Rubbish

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Dustbin monster.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Garbage is a collector's item.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Hibernating bears in airing cupboard.