Garbage Men Gifts

'Gesundheit!'

Future garbage truck driver.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Fishing for Litter

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Dustbin monster.

Garbage is a collector's item.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Hibernating bears in airing cupboard.