Garbage Man Gifts

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Cor, I had a right dickie belly last night Alf.'

'About the head scarf: This is a place of business. Might want to tone it down.'

Plane writing; 'Happy Garbage Day'. Garbage man says 'Three days after I dumped her, she won the lottery.'

We're polishing our brand.

Future garbage truck driver.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Fishing for Litter

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Buried Rubbish

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Dustbin monster.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Quit Hogging the Job