Gasoline Gurus T-Shirts

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Farmer Problems

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Oil shock.

I think I can...

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

The five inhospitable gas giants

Repairing the UFO

Gas prices up.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

History of Gasoline.

Oil Profits

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

Spin for Oil.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Helium Parachute

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

Losing Money on Gas.

Petrol.

Grades of booze

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'