Fuel Station Frequenter T-Shirts

"This is ridiculous. $2.50 to air up a tire. Inflation is even affecting inflation."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Oil shock.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas prices up.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'Do you have poop points?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline