Fuel Station Frequenter Pillows

"This is ridiculous. $2.50 to air up a tire. Inflation is even affecting inflation."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

I love my motor.

Oil shock.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline