Petrol Station Employee T-Shirts

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Car Breast-Feeding

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Low oil prices.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Awareness!...

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

"What kind of fuel am I?"

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Raising the flag at basra.

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'