Park Attendant T-Shirts

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Ballet Parking.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Clearing up medals.

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Dry Paint

Spiritualist Society Parking

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Please do not feed the attendant.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.

'I invented the parking ticket.'