Park Attendant Pillows

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Clearing up medals.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Dry Paint

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Please do not feed the attendant.

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'