Park Worker Pillows

Mrs Amblewell wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Dry Paint

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Malfunctioning geyser

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Psychiatry in the Park