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'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

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'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Cheap Parking

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Parking Lot Dare

Park: Sorry Full.