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"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Parts of an automobile

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"It runs on helium."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Have you installed the heater?

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"Over here, doofus."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Have you got it in beige?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

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