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'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Off Leash Dog Park

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"You spoil that dog."

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."