Parallel Parking Pro T-Shirts

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

Validate your parking?

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

New York City Rodeo

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Mousehole Parking

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Cheap Parking

'Keno?...Keno?'

Park: Sorry Full.

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.